Haha lol, Read What Senator Dino Malaye didn't know about Nigeria.

Fola Ojo

Nigeria is a land of the unbelievable . With or
With out god , all matters tremendous , whacky , and
Weird are viable. More miracles arise in
Nigerian politics than they do interior thousands and thousands of
Synagogues that clutter nigerian streets . If you
Stay out of doors of nigeria, make certain you don ’ t die
Till you go to the u . S .. My lovely nation
Is a fecund land in which the milk and honey of
The miraculous go with the flow with out give up. I am now not
Faintly enthralled scribbling approximately dino melaye ;
The lawmaker representing kogi west within the
Nigerian senate . I've heard approximately his
Exploits at the ahmadu bello college in which
He has sturdily defended his look at of
Geography . Dino’ s story is a great movie script
Even for the united states’ s hollywood .
Dino is boisterous . Once in a while , he cracks me up
With his flailing antics . He flunked flat in his
High school final examination . So, what ? I
Flunked my first try too. I used to be not just as
Lucky to comfy a plum spot in a nigerian
College with a failing grade . My dad and mom
Weren ’ t that linked to large guys who made
Such nausea show up . More than that , i'm from
The south- west, now not from the north . There has
By no means been any special treatment for my type
Of breed in nigeria . I needed to get it instantly
Before moving on to extra exploits. I had to
Sweat blood to become what i've end up ;
Some thing it now's . A lot of us from the south -
West; albeit , the complete south, needed to . Our
Youngsters will even must . It is a generational
Have- to .
Our honourable senator located his way into the
Have a look at halls of abu with flunked check results . If
This is the cream of human beings abu fantasises
Nourishing; it ’ s none of my business .
What is new in nigeria ? Once upon a time, a
Man was behind bars ; and from seclusion , he
Gained an election into the nigerian senate . A
Man in jail can run for workplace in nigeria and
Win . Every other man inside the identical senate was
Reportedly convicted overseas for drug- dealing .
His birthday party and those were privies; he ran for
Election and received . He's a senator in nigeria
These days . A desired guy serving in a body that
Makes laws for one hundred seventy million humans ? Different
Styles of humans within the nigerian senate ;
Are you able to believe that?
Today , a person in serious corruption infraction
Presides over the body . Bukola saraki has
Succeeded jogging earrings round president
Muhammadu buhari . Saraki has more loyalists
Both in the residence and senate than does
President buhari. Even some guys who serve at
The pleasure of mr . President genuflect before
Saraki . Dino’ s braggadocios and blusters are
Driven with the aid of the stout stand - by using saraki accords
Him . As long as saraki is senate president , dino
Could be dino!
Saraki and dino co - run the senate with ex -
Governors who once depleted their states to the
Pink whilst serving . A number of the ex- governors
Constructed hospitals really worth billions of dollars from
Where they can't seek take care of a damaged toe -
Nail . They experience retirement advantages for life for
Doing not anything however sleazing and mooching off
The back of hungry and bad nigerians . This
Senate isn't always best sinning ; it's miles sickening and
Sick . Can a ill senate heal a loss of life kingdom ?
Anybody who thinks for a nanosecond that dino
Is the handiest rhino inside the attack on decency and
Orderliness inside the gift political arrangement
In nigeria have to be on opium. In my father ’ s
Us of a, there are many dinos . Each the
Senate and the residence of representatives might also
Be full of women and men who do now not own
The credentials they boast and brag about.
If there ever could be an audit of credentials in
Our governors ’ mansions and homes of
Assembly , there will be a tsunami . Artisans
With out a qualifying education reports are
Speakers in our homes of assembly . Militants
With fundamental college credentials are majority
Leaders in others . Herdsmen whose beginning locations
And credentials are not demonstrated are writing
Laws and budgets for many nigerian states .
Illiterates and unlettered rule and make legal guidelines
For the lettered and found out . In nigeria , you
May also must be a lawbreaker to turn out to be a
Lawmaker . And these lawbreaker - lawmakers
Who took oaths to serve nigeria won't have
An knowledge what they swore to .
Democracy has end up a mockery in a land complete
Of clowns and men with crowns. I by no means
Imagined nigeria can be in this kingdom of
Emergency when we chanted hoarse for exchange
In 2015 . Very many regulations , legal guidelines and guidelines
Which emanate from our legislature are self -
Serving and self - deceiving. A state in self -
Deception is heading into self - destruction.
Lawmakers who're jumping up and down
Protecting dino can be defending themselves
In opposition to the day of judgment that’ s about to
Come due to the fact their credentials and creed lack
Credibility . If they can prevail squelching this
One towards their pal , they've killed
Birds with one stone .
Very many guys in nigeria’ s political management
Are not who they are saying they're. That saddens
Me . The certificates saga rumbling inside the senate
Isn't the illness via itself ; it's far a symptom of
Deeper problem nigeria is in today. There may be a
Sample of fraud , corruption , gangsterism and
Profligacy throughout the land . Will nigeria ever get
It right ?
Did dino melaye err ? We may by no means get a
Instantly answer . Massive men in blunders are in no way
Penalised in nigeria . A politician may be a
Forger of certificates , a robber of the treasury , a
Padder of budgets or a cutter of grass ; if he is
Huge , or linked to a large guy , he will no longer visit
Prison. Massive guys hardly ever go to jail in nigeria , and
They do , they could rapidly attain a ‘ black
Marketplace ’ bail even after conviction as a former
Adamawa governor did closing week ; little humans
Often do . Massive guys don ’ t lose their jobs for
Paintings- associated offences, little men who realize no
Guys do for the thinnest infraction .
Did dino recognise that a day together with this could ever
Come? Did he ever suppose that the world may be
Discussing his uncertified and uncertifiable
Certificates ? No ! Dino didn ’ t know ! I'm positive
Dino didn ’ t care . Large guys usually get away with
“ homicide ” . Nigeria !!! A country so blessed , so
Bountiful , so buoyant, but so bruised and
Battered by using brutish bandits ! Before i conclude ,
Let this be ingrained for your reminiscence ; after all
The colorings and cries ; after all the hollers and
Howls ; and after all of the slams and whams on
His character and politics ; dino melaye will
Stay a senator of the federal republic of
Nigeria .